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Funniest things you get asked about Japan
btw I am glad this recent topic has made Number9 post more <img src='http://www.halvsie.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' />
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[quote name='sashimidori' date='03 July 2010 - 09:10 AM' timestamp='1278173414' post='227692']

This makes me think of something my friend used to ask to get me all flustered. He'd ask, especially when I don't know a lot of people around me, "So tell me, Sasha, is your [insert choice word for ladybits] really sideways?"

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Totally speechless...but sounds like just a friend messing with you rather than pure ignorance. I've got too many similar comments to post since all my good friends growing up where white.
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[quote name='maeku 476' date='04 July 2010 - 11:40 PM' timestamp='1278312003' post='227693']

darling.. I meant DOWN there, around your junior?... ALL of it... the hair I mean...

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Ah, gotcha. Since it sounded like a lot of guys in Greece do it, maybe I just refused to believe that so many men would wax down there, you know? I guess my one eccentric friend isn't so special after all...



And about the body proportions thing, I was totally going to agree with number9 since I never thought of that before, but maeku shot that theory down pretty quickly. Believe it or not, I took a human sexuality class in college where my big 10-page research paper that consisted of about half my grade was "Does a male's size really affect a woman's sexual satisfaction?" After much research, the final conclusion was "No, it doesn't," but I came across something that did say that various races have different-sized men. Don't remember if the research stated that Asians were smaller or not, but I do remember it saying "Add a half-inch for black males." A TV show here in the states called "MANswers" had an episode talking about this, and they stated that men in India have the smallest in the world (but it's also offset by their "prowess with the blade," specifically tantric sex.)
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[quote name='Retishi' date='09 July 2010 - 02:51 AM' timestamp='1278636667' post='227717']

Ah, gotcha. Since it sounded like a lot of guys in Greece do it, maybe I just refused to believe that so many men would wax down there, you know? I guess my one eccentric friend isn't so special after all...



And about the body proportions thing, I was totally going to agree with number9 since I never thought of that before, but maeku shot that theory down pretty quickly. Believe it or not, I took a human sexuality class in college where my big 10-page research paper that consisted of about half my grade was "Does a male's size really affect a woman's sexual satisfaction?" After much research, the final conclusion was "No, it doesn't," but I came across something that did say that various races have different-sized men. Don't remember if the research stated that Asians were smaller or not, but I do remember it saying "Add a half-inch for black males." A TV show here in the states called "MANswers" had an episode talking about this, and they stated that men in India have the smallest in the world (but it's also offset by their "prowess with the blade," specifically tantric sex.)

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1. well they dont wax, they shave most of them since it does indeed hurt (it hurts for us too u know!! but we kind of HAVE to do it.. unless u can afford laser <img src='http://www.halvsie.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' /> )



2. about caucasians/white/Greek propotion really doesnt exist... i have witnessed 1.70 guys with big ones and -as I said- 1.95 guys with small (and ITS NOT that it looks small because they are big in general



3. size does matter... not so much the length but the "futosha" damn it.. the word doesnt come in english right now.. either way size DOES matter and dont ever trust a woman who says it doesnt. she is just polite. and probably un-orgasmic..



seriously.. I dont know.. why... I am saying... all ... these stuff...
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I actually read a anthropological paper about the evolution of the penis within the various primates and it postulated that penis size actually does matter, at least for human females. Human male genitalia is significantly larger than other primates, when compared to relative body size, which points to several things: 1) that it was a desired trait to have a larger penis, which means 2) that females likely had a very large influence in early human society/evolution to cause such a dramatic upswing in size (no pun intended).



On the flip side, other primates have comparatively larger testicles, which means that humans are, in general, more monogamous as a species. The theory is that because the females had less partners, there was less sperm competition, so the males did not need to ejaculate large amounts of sperm to compensate. In comparison, male gorillas, who typically have a harem of females, have very small testicles in comparison to their bodies due to the lack of competition.



It makes you wonder what other weird things people study out there haha
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hahahahahaha
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now i remember my friends used to make fun of my.. thingy, i personally think the sizes just fine though lol
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Hapacheese, I don't know what kind of "anthropological papers" you read for fun in your free time, but that is absolutely hilarious. Makes a lot of sense too. If I may add to that discussion, I heard that the head is shaped the way it is so that it can effectively scoop out a competing male's sperm from within the female genitalia. My thinking is that if she's still that "fresh" then I want nothing to do with her, but hey, with that attitude my bloodline may have gone extinct thousands of years ago if I was in my forefathers' shoes...



Oh, and Step, despite what maeku says, it's not the size but how you use it that matters, so hang in there buddy. Think all us males with Japanese blood in us need to learn to become masters of the blade to compensate...
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" become masters of the blade" <img src='http://www.halvsie.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giggle2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':giggle:' /> <img src='http://www.halvsie.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/giggle2.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt=':giggle:' />

yes..its true.. thats THE most important factor...
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not really funny but quite an interesting question: in which language do you think? im not even sure about myself because i never paid much attention to that sort of thing xd
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in maeku-ish <img src='http://www.halvsie.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' />

seriously... my thoughts are so mixed up you can not tell if its greek or japanese ....
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Both in English and Japanese, actually. Another thing you can ask is when you get hurt, do you say "ow" or "ite"? For me, it seems like it's randomly one or the other...
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lol now you mention it.. I sometimes say "ite".. wonder why <img src='http://www.halvsie.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/tongue.gif' class='bbc_emoticon' alt='Tongue' />
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well what I def say in JAPANESE is when I stand up and go "yoisho!!"

maybe that's cause I am old...
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